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10 Signs He’s A Waste Of Your Time

I’ve had my fair share of experiences with guys who were simply a waste of my time. Some of the cases were a bit more extreme than others i.e. the guy aggressivly pursing a threesome with my best friend. If...
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You Are Guaranteed To Smile When You See This Vine Of A Lamb Jumping To DMX

So awhile ago it was the Llama bounding to DMX and it was the greatest thing to come out of the internet. Now the people at Uproxx have mashed together a vine of a lamb jumping and DMX and it will be the...
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Zach Galifianakis And Louis C.K. Are Making A FX Original Show About A Clown

With these two funny dudes working together, the product will have to be hilarious. Zach Galifianakis And Louis C.K. have teamed together to make a show about clowns that will be called 'Baskets.' Right...
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You Could Pay One Dollar And Get Free Taco Bell For Life

Recently Taco Bell finally heard my tweets and became cheaper. The past few years I have spent way too much at good ole T Bell and now we can celebrate because there is a brand new DOLLAR MENU. It has awesome...
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This Nicki Minaj “Anaconda” Fart Remix Is Better Than The Original

One of the most talked about music videos this year just got the remix it deserved. With this much booty per video you knew someone had to dub some fart noises into it. At first I was disgusted, but 30 seconds...
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Jimmy Kimmel Staged A Friends Reunion, Jennifer Aniston Wasn’t Pleased

How to create another viral video by Jimmy Kimmel and his writers. Create a fanfiction piece where Kimmel is Ross and the entire scene is talking about his great lovemaking skills. Obviously it looks like...
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Watch Johnny “JamBoogie” Manziel As An Aerobics Instructor

What do you do when your named backup..... go make a bunch of hilarious commercials and laugh your way to the bank. We all know the kid is going to be playing at sometime this year when the Browns are 2-6...
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Little Boy Is Mad At His Mom For Getting Pregnant

This is probably one of the smartest and most eloquent kids I have ever seen. The little guy is angry at his mom for getting pregnant... again. The surprising thing about the viral video is that he actually...
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#FAFood Here’s The Correct Way To Eat Sushi, You’ve Been Doing It Wrong

So here I was always feeling judged for using my hands while eating sushi. I'm usually hungry as hell and popping major wood everytime that sushi chef sets down my beautiful, beautiful rolls. No way am I going...
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These New Hunger Games Posters Of The Rebels Look Badass

The last time we heard from The Hunger Games, we watched a slick teaser trailer for Mockingjay Part 1. Now we get to see some sweet posters revealing the looks of some of the rebels from the movie. They...
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Yankees Catcher Francisco Cervelli’s Nuts Just Got Racked With A Foul Ball

If you are a dude watching this and your immediate reaction isn't 'OHHHH SHIIITTT' then you must be like my friend and only have one testicle. Even he probably is grabbing lefty in pain. Hopefully Francisco...
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This Toaster Strudel Commercial Involves A Real Life Fruit Ninja And It’s Awesome

Perhaps I have never looked into it enough but I have never seen real life fruit ninja happen. Watching this commercial did two things to me. It made me super freaking hungry, and want to slice fruit with a...
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Watch Ellen DeGeneres and A Naked Chelsea Handler Have An Awkward Shower Fight

Well Chelsea Handler's show 'Chelsea Lately' is coming to an end after seven seasons. Want to know who was never a guest on the show? That's right you used your brain and probably said Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen...